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Praying for a miracle

20 Apr

A religious man discovers that he has testicular cancer, and decides to pray for a miracle. 

The next day he visits a urologist, who tells him he must have surgery immediately. He tells the doctor “I do not want you to remove my testicle, I am praying for a miracle from God”. 

Then he visits a radiologist, who tells him that he must begin radiation therapy immediately. He tells the doctor “I do not want you to expose my body to radiation, I am putting my faith in God.” 

Finally he visits an oncologist, who tells him that he must start chemotherapy immediately. He tells the doctor “I do not want you to inject me with caustic chemicals, God will heal me.” 

A few months later he dies and goes to heaven, where he is very upset and asks God why he didn’t give him a miracle. God replies “I gave you three miracles, a urologist, an oncologist and a radiologist, but you chose to ignore them.”

I thank God for His many agents of healing, and whether its through them or by some other means, I’m still praying for a miracle.

 
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Posted by on 20 April, 2009 in Humor

 

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