Victory declared: Mopping up continues

03 Jul


Mission accomplished!

Mission accomplished!

The nuclear and chemical weapons assault on Al Quancer in my liver has been declared “radiologically complete response”, or “Mission accomplished”, however it appears the ground troops may be required to ‘go in’ and attend to some mopping up operations. They need to secure the back entrance to prevent further infiltration of terrorist cells seeking to re-occupy the liver.

My surgeon is concerned that the Primary Tumour in my rectum shows signs that it not be completely harmless yet and would like to spy out the territory to ensure a total victory. I will therefore be submitting to a sigmoidoscopy in a couple of weeks. Depending on the outcome some localised aerial bombardments using radiation therapy may be necessary on the rectum to eliminate any final pockets of resistance.

I will keep you posted on how this ‘search and destroy’ mission progresses.

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